get your masters degree in telekinetics

got this ad on facebook, apparently you can get your degree in nursing, tech, and creepy intense Robert Downey Jr-look alike hypnosis and telekinetics.

update

• school is out, only finals are left
• halo 3 beta is working, and it makes happy. penny, come over and play. i have time
• i paid off my all of my credit debt tonight
• time to look for apartments

– there is a hole in my bucket dear liza –

best thing on tv ever

i was cruising the xkcd.com archives and i stumbled upon this which of course led me to this

man, i so watched that show. it was so bad it was good again. i guess its like any PBS show, but its so painful to watch it now knowing that i was so interested in that. when i think of all the stuff that kids go crazy over it makes me cringe.

– It’s the next phase, new wave, dance craze, anyways. It’s still rock and roll to me –

finally got a piece of the pie

– when the going pushes the shove, only the tough make lemonade –

no news

no news to report really. although, if matt would please tell me how to properly create an ASP.NET web service, i’d really appreciate it. without really looking at it, or thinking about it i’ve been unable to successfully create a test web service. i appears i’m going to have to actually read something. and that prospect makes me a little uncomfortable.

also, my brother finally got me hooked on last.fm and i think you should be too. so go create an account and add me as a friend.

– she’s cute no matter what she looks like –

your week update

man this is really crapily put together. i was going to actually edit it, but i’m tired. and i don’t want my adoring public to wait any longer! sorry about the low audio, i need to work out the mic work.

– when dating a sailor, its always crab season –

doe a deer, a female dear

ray, a drop of golden sun!

why is it illegal to have sex with a dead deer?
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/03/22/deer_man_convicted/ go read it, and come back.

i can understand that having sex with animals is illegal. other than giving most people the heeby jeebies (thats in the apple dictionary, btw), we have numerous laws to protect people who cannot concent to having sex, and i feel thats probably where animal sex laws fall. but hey, if the deer is dead and you’re still feeling randy i don’t think the deer is going to mind. and think about all of those over hormonal hunters out there who shoot “innocent” deer. i’m sure they get raging hardons doing it, why can’t they relieve themselves. it seems very primal.

hows that for a disturbing thought. although, he did previous kill an animal for the expressed purpose of having sex with it. thats pretty fucked up. this time it looks like he just got busted… (forgive me, i’ve got two lame jokes for this)

because he likes to rock out with is fox out
or
for punting without a license. (only the british folk will get that, and its still not that funny)

– he found bambi and decided to thumper –

video blog begins here

STAND BACK! now he’s got a video blog. be a pal and watch, kay?

– i need a video way of doing this –

back button fixed

i’m sure no one noticed or cared but the link to download the Back Button script previously mentioned has been fixed.

[UPDATE] i forgot a really important part to making that script work. and i just spent an hour “fixing” it because i’m an idiot. anyway, you have to turn on “Enable access for assistive devices” under the Universal Access panel in your system preferences.

– again, no one cares –

death to america

man this country is going down the crapper. now even our super heros are dying again! captain america is dead. what does this say about the view of the artists on america. weren’t all of these comic book characters created in a time when war was being wagged around the world, and we felt like we needed a hero. and now 60 years later when we need a hero again, we’re killing the hero named after our country?!

that shit is just sad.

– johnny five lived here as an illegal alien and worked in a sweat shop. but he got legalized. and gold plated. the american dream –

get out and play

i reformatted my macbook pro 2 days ago because i needed to get my harddrive setup in a specific order. and just now one of my teachers comes up and asks me a question. when i showed him something on my computer he said i have the thing too tricked out, and i need to get out more.

i dunno, in 2 days i can’t say i really did anything to it. you be the judge.

okay, maybe just a little.

– 8675309 –

back button on the mighty mouse

i like my mighty mouse, i hate that it has no back button for the browser. and given my recent entry into applescript i thought i might try and fix that situation. so here is a little AppleScript application that provides some back button functionality in Safari.

to install just download the file to any directory. i suggest /Applications/Utilities or something like that. then go into the Mouse and Keyboard settings and under Mouse choose “Other…” for the middle button. point it to the program under /Applications/Utilties/Back Button and click the middle button in Safari.

it opens the apple script pretty quick on my machine as to not be noticeable. but i’ve got a MBP 2.33 with 2GB RAM, so your milage may vary.

– gonna get me a gambling woman, if its the last thing that i do –

oh brother

so its been a month now since i tried this one post a day for a month thing. i didn’t exactly stick to a nightly regiment. nor did i really write anything that entertaining i’m sure. but oh well.

o’ brother where art thou is on right now. those freakin’ coen are geniuses. this movie is a rare execution of pure perfection. from the silver tongued clooney to the black guitarist mimicing Robert Johnson’s history. its great. charles durning is just hilarious, “thank god your mother died giving birth. if she’d seen you she would have died in shame.” the key is that it always feels genuine. every character feels tangible. plus, the lines are all pretty hilarious.

“any one of you boys know your way around a walter ppk?”
“well, there we can’t help ya. i don’t think thats in mississippi”

– i’ve made my peace and counted to 3 –

this blog is never finished

i was searching for something on google and ran across this blog entry from someone, it pretty much describes me to a tee. which is really strange. anyway, he referenced another persons blog. here are they both.

http://mullery.wordpress.com/2007/02/05/programmers-dont-like-to-code/
http://rentzsch.com/notes/programmersDontLikeToCode

basically, i like to solve problems. i find all sorts of things interesting, but it all falls apart pretty quickly when it comes to actually creating something. sometimes i feel like when i sit down to work there is something physically stopping me in my brain. its probably in the same area of my brain that causes me to stare for hours at math problems.

i saw this tv show about a guy who got hit in the head and stayed in a coma for years because the parts of his brain that were required to be awake were broken. and then 13 or 14 years later he woke up. his brain healed itself. it grew new brain on top of the scar tissue and reconnected all of the synapses. this got him awake, but he still ran pretty slow.

i think if i could just sleep for 13 years my brain my push through the part that stops me from doing stuff. the laziness, fear and self doubt. then i could be productive.

– i was made to love magic –

this semester is shaping up to kind of suck. and its all my fault. i have a bunch of homework, and its piled up just because i didn’t do it. i’ve got 4 assignments to do tomorrow. all programming. all a little “tricky.” i’m tempted to call out of work tomorrow, but i wouldn’t even start until 3 or 4. ah well. but all of the homework is interesting and fun. so thats good.

– klinger may have dressed like a woman, but he had a great style –

new link

matt hunter has a new webpage, so matt hunter gets a new link on the side of my page. its a package deal. i hear Network Solutions is going to start selling links from my page to yours as a service when you buy a domain name.

in case you don’t feel like rummaging through the links on the side. here is a more directical one.

– polio is the new typhoid –

more pictures

for now, i post the fact that i uploaded more pictures from the scanning. also, i’m kind of infatuated with iWeb. i’m going to try to recreate the look of my blog in iWeb to see if i can do it. i came pretty close today.

more

– i hate tv studios. you cancel all of the shoes i like and i’m tired of it –

a few pictures

i developed the pictures i mentioned last night. and i scanned one roll of them. i’ve wanted to put something “legit” on my dotmac website because it would look better when showing it off to the peoples. plus, its kind of fun to play with. making a really good looking webpage and really quickly is so freakin’ easy. so for now the photos are hosted there. i’ll generate the page out to a folder eventually and host it here, but i’m tired.

My .Mac Website

– Dylan’s “Before the Flood” album somehow seems timely –

filmses

i just typed out a blog here, and then closed the webbrowser and lost it. arg i hate when that happens!

i found the film i shot a while back so i’m going to finally develop it now. i’ve got a roll of slide film that i’m going to have cross processed so it should look pretty cool. there is also some 1600 film that i shot at 400, so thats going to be crazy interesting. i hope the one hour photo guy is willing to both ruin his chemicals for the day and pull the film two stops for one customer. i’ll tip him or something. the 1600 film should be super grainy which is why i shot on it. but i forgot that the lomo only has a setting up to 400. its alright though, i think there should be one entertaining shot on there.

i haven’t seen these things in 2 years so i don’t know whats on them. i know there is some new orlenes stuff on there but other than that, no idea. ADVENTURE!

i want to get a medium format camera like the holga and shoot some really neat looking picture to have blown up for my bedroom or the living room in whatever condo/apartment penny and i get. so just know that thats going to happen man.

– se aceptan pagos de servicios publicos aqui –

falling asleep

i’m falling asleep as we speak. so i’m going to go. more interesting things will happen eventually i’m sure.

– it happened, i swear it did –